Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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