worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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