shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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