Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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