Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
