dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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