Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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