If that was your dad, he is hot
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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