...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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