We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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