On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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