he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
