yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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