Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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