Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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