I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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