And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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