Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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