Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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