Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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