You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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