Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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