Dual....:-)
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
well most of my day revolves around power hour
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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