Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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