And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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