I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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