i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
