I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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