Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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