Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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