all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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