I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I need to align my fucking chakras
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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