i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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