I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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