Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
