btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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