let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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