I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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