its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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