I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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