Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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