I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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