Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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