Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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