Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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