Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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