i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Dicks are not precious.
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