the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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