Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Drunk is a universal language darling
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
