She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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