if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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