pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
You did what with his pubic hair?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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