super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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