I must be too annoying 4 u.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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